Lend Me Your Ear

My baby just spit up. In my ear. I was trying to spend some rare quiet time with her and was holding her over my shoulder and rocking her when she leaned back just enough to get the right angle and regurgitated her lunch in my ear. It then ran down my neck and was soaked up by my collar.

This morning she spit up something pink all over my shorts. I have no idea what it was. Those were my last pair of clean(ish) shorts, so now it's 99 degrees outside (literally) and I'm wearing pants. I'm running low on clean t-shirts, too. Maybe I'll go outside to get the mail in my underwear.