Saturday, March 7, 2009

Soy Boobs

from Half-Assed Vegetarian...

Last night we went out for pizza with some long time real-vegetarian friends (the kind that don't dream about bacos or Arby's). First, they informed me that fish IS meat. I informed them, shut up. Then they warned me about not going overboard with... soy. Now I can see how stuff could go horribly wrong for a newbie carnivore, but I never really thought plant eating as a dangerous thing. Get this, though--it is! Apparently they knew some people who had two or three servings of soy a day for X amount of time, and the guy grew man boobs and the woman's period got all jacked up. All I want to know is, why can't I be the one growing the soy boobs? It hardly seems fair that Steve would get perky new ones while I'm left with my post-breastfeeding saggers.


  1. Modifications to limited edition Stay-at-Home Steve (TM) doll pending due to new appendages.

  2. That's hilarious. I think I just peed soy from my newly enlarged soygina.